Cat Thoughts

It always starts out simple. 

 Just barely hanging off the edge of the balcony,

just to see if anyone is paying attention.

I know the thoughts that go through her head.

(Pay attention to the cat - not the cob webs.)

"Is anybody looking? 

Do they see me? 

I don't think they're paying attention."

"Oh good, they see me. 

What a minute no one's screaming my name. 

No one is frightened I may fall. 

Look Ma, no hands!"

"This will surely get her attention and make her scream. 

I love it when she worries about me. 

 I love being the center of attention,

the center of the universe. 

I hold her whole world in my paw. 

How did she ever survive without me?

There,

 finally,

she screamed my name. 

Mission accomplished!

I can come down now."

CATS - you gotta love 'em

cause they make you.